Battle of the Writer's Block

  Missed me?  It's been a week since I've last blogged.  I'd love to claim it's because I've been on a fabulous vacation or because I'm living an exciting life in the fast lane but to be honest, it's because I've had a case of the writer's block.  I know, I know, I'm technically not a writer but you can get tennis elbow from causes other than tennis right?  Writers block seems like a creditable condition-does it count for the medicinal stuff?
    My mind has been just completely blank and I have been unable to phrase two sentences together.  I'm not sure if it's because my brain has been marinating in pregnancy hormones for the last 38weeks or if it's all the reality TV I've been ingesting but it feels shriveled and dried up like a raisin. I'm not sure what I can do to remedy the situation-  I guess I could try...reading...a paper...with no celebrity gossip....NAH!
    Anyways, Dave's work is sending him away this week.  I'm a little nervous being 38weeks preggers and all since that's about the same time Lily was born. Plus this baby might want to spite Dave and make an early appearance just to mess with him (in that case this baby would already be making me proud).  Poor Dave thought, he just can't win.  Dave works hard during his night shift but all Lily sees is him laying on the couch in the morning and going to bed at 11am. Is it any small wonder while at breakfast she pointed at him and exclaimed "Dada BUM!!". I wonder what words she's going to have for him when he comes home after being gone so long.  She'll probably give Dave one of her killer side eye glares, the ones that shoot you dead in your tracks.  My daughter has mastered the side eye, see exhibit A:

Seriously no one can do a side eye better than Lily

    This week would be a great time to go for a girls weekend and party it up, however, being comically pregnant with a toddler I already consider being up at 11PM tonight partying it up.  I'm hoping maybe getting something ready for the baby, but since that sounds like work I'll probably all of a sudden overcome my writer's block.  There's nothing like procrastinating from one task to jump start something else. 
   Now if you excuse me I threw away some Easter Candy this morning and am seriously considering digging through the trash to retrieve it.